I do believe in safe sex, but I do sometimes I have unsafe sex
I don’t like kidney, but I do like liver
I don’t suffer fools gladly, but do behave like a fool myself
I don’t ask after my godson enough, but I do treasure him in my life
I don’t do the gym, but I do do the cyling thing every day
I don’t have enough sex, but I do enjoy the little I get
I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do have good best friends
I don’t send greeting cards, but I do get narked not to get any
I don’t read the sports pages, but I do like lyrca clad sportsmen
I don’t do fanny, but I do like good tits
I don’t dig muffins, but I do do biscuits, lots and lots of them
These are the contradictions in my life
They make me what I am ... an imperfect work in progress
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